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Post by Demitri on Sept 13, 2008 0:35:40 GMT -5
Why YES I am made of pinecones
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Post by Shadow on Sept 15, 2008 0:01:00 GMT -5
((Doctor Who is the best show in existance. = D)) To the rain wish: Wish granted! It rains at your place more often. And then more often. Then even MORE often. And then it floods! And you hafta make a boat out of pieces from your house! And after saving your laptop so you can still come online because you magically still have power though your house is ten feet underwater, you live on that boat for the rest of your life! =D Paddling around, looking for peoples to talk to. And since you have nothing better to do, you get to stay online for hours at a time entertaining me! I shall make you my entertaining slaaavvvee!!! Oh yeah, I would magically transport to where you are to stick this thingamabob on your wrist that never comes off and when I get online it beeps until you come online to entertain me! And then you get attacked by mutant sharks. Which you use your super powers against to beat up. And then they transport me there again and give me candy, but say you can't have any. YES. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. THE END. I don't wish I was pretty, though! D = I wish Crimson didn't dare me to wish I was pretty! The next person can wish they were pretty.
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Post by ^~Crimson~^ on Sept 15, 2008 23:18:36 GMT -5
wish granted! i dont dare you to be pretty! so for the rest of your life, you dont know what to wish for and since im stuck on a boat i cant help you and the whole world blows up because we will never know what would have happened if you wished you were pretty. ..... happy ever after?> i think not! -_- heehee! :3
i with it was my birthday everyday!
<<i love doctor who!!!!!!>>
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Post by Shadow on Sept 16, 2008 14:50:33 GMT -5
Granted, it's your birthday everyday! But your parents throw you a party every day, too, and you have no life anymore because it's always your birthday, and you're sick of cake. But your parents won't let you have anything else, because "it's your special day". Then you get sick from all the cake and parties.
I wish I could read instead of pay attention in school.....
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Post by kanuc on Sept 16, 2008 20:48:43 GMT -5
Granted! You read all day every day in class, but one book is cursed with explosions. As soon as you touch it you explode.
I wish I had a bernese mountain dog..
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Post by Shadow on Sept 17, 2008 15:25:41 GMT -5
I explode yet again...someone ought to go and count how many times I've exploded on this message board. xD
Granted! You have a bernese mountain dog, but he eats so much you run out of food and starve. Oh noes!
I wish Deviantart wasn't blocked at school.
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Post by kanuc on Sept 17, 2008 20:15:10 GMT -5
Granted! But after DA is unblocked, it gets a deadly explode-o virus on your assigned computer at school, or the one you use the day it gets unblocked. As soon as you type in the address you explode. The computer screen blinks and says 'Explod-O Virus gone, as well as Shadow! ^^' All the teachers and students clap and cheer. Your family is sad for a couple days, then they get a pomapoo (Small doggy of doom) And they are happy again, they forget all about you.
I wish that I could go on vacation to Alaska with my sister, since sheis already going without me....
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Post by Shadow on Sept 18, 2008 23:06:26 GMT -5
Ouch! >.<
Granted, you go to Alaska, but get eaten by a bear while your sister just watches and laughs.
I wish I didn't have insomnia...
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Post by kanuc on Sept 21, 2008 19:09:27 GMT -5
My sister went to Alaska today >"< And OH NOES I GOTTED EATENED!!
Granted! You can finally sleep without any worries, but now that you have stopped paying attention, A robber comes and steals everything from your house, your sleeping so good that you don't notice. Your family all hears the noise, they try to stop the robber, but he muders them. You wake up with nothing in your house, except your bed. Your family is gone, but there is blood on the floor. (Wow! That was mean.)
I wish I didn't have to go to bed at 10 tonight...
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Post by baybay990 on Sept 27, 2008 18:51:33 GMT -5
Granted! But when you finally go to sleep it is 1:00 AM and you are too tired to go to school but you do and you get a F- on a really important test. Then your parents yell at you and you get grounded for 6 months!
I wish I had a puppy
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Post by Candy/Rita on Sept 28, 2008 13:32:42 GMT -5
Shadow blew up 13 times on this thread.
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make that 14.
Granted, but it's a rabid wolf puppy and it's teething right now, bites your hand, and you become rabid 'cause you didn't know to get shots, kill yourself while running away in the woods, then the wolf puppy's family finds you and bites your head off, then rips the rest of your body up while eating your head 'cause you took their rabid baby. >D
BEAT THAT!
..Yes, this thread is EVIL!
I wish I didn't have poisen ivy right now! (I'm horribly, horribly allergic.)
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Post by Camo on Sept 28, 2008 18:00:13 GMT -5
Granted! You are now imune to posion ivy! But you then run off into the woods and get into this giant batch of fungus that can only be cured by posion ivy. You run back to get the posion ivy, and you eat it, but you are imune! The fungus grows and eats you inside out while your family points and laughs. When you finally get to the hospital the doctor forgets you are in the waiting room, and he wonders why there is a screaming girl wriggling on the floor, but he thinks he is halucinating. You die before they realize that you are really there. HA! FREEZER BURN! that was cruel, -patts Candy-
I wish I was so awesome at basketball, I was the star on my schools basketball team and I never did a thing wrong!
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Post by Candy/Rita on Sept 28, 2008 18:14:39 GMT -5
..Wow. Yous is EBIL!!
XD JK
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Post by Demitri on Oct 3, 2008 0:38:06 GMT -5
Granted! But one day, you were playing oh so awesomely, and the basketball exploded! Suddenly you realised the basketball was really shadow, and were overwhelmed with greif and extreme sadness. Basically you drank an exploder potion and condemned yourself to the same sad sad fate as shadow... sucks for you tho cuz later shadow comes and realizes what happened, cuz when camo thought shadow exploded, she was actually having some sort of strange seizure! 14. 14 times shadow blew up in this thread. good to be back guys!!!! I wish I could break pencils in two with my mind.... also that I had a magical monkeys paw.
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Post by -K.a.Z- on Oct 15, 2008 19:09:38 GMT -5
I READ THAT STORY IN ENGLISH XD
Granted, but you wish that you had a million dollars, and in turn your best friend dies for you to get the money, and then you wish your best friend backto life, so they come back as a zombie and hunt you down, so you wish yourself dead! MUAHAHAHA!
I wish I could take GRAND in my STATE Riding competition!
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