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Post by kanuc on Sept 7, 2008 16:54:38 GMT -5
MY HEAD *Flails*
Granted! Your class becomes easier for you, but they think you're so smart, that they send you to college, where everything is 10x harder.
I wish I had my dog Dozer back...
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Post by Demitri on Sept 7, 2008 17:35:49 GMT -5
Granted! but he is a zombie and strangely resembles scooby-doo AHHHH!!! OMG WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!! ARGGGHHHH!!! (also Shadow explodes)
I wish I could draw adopties properly...
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Post by Camo on Sept 7, 2008 17:43:41 GMT -5
Granted! But, the adopties hate you because you brought them from their happy world of nothingness into this world, and go and find their little evil friends from Chicken Smoothie, and come to kill you! (oh, and they plant a bomb in Shadows head)
I wish that I had a trampoline that didn't squeak and wasn;t rusty...
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Post by kanuc on Sept 7, 2008 18:33:43 GMT -5
OH NOES!! I HASES A ZOMBIE DOG!
Granted! Instead of squeaking it has a huge hole in the middle, and you fall through it and your neck is broken...and you blame it on Shadow, so you throw bombs at Shadow and Shadow explodes...again.
I wish that I lived in a non-haunted mansion
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Post by Shadow on Sept 8, 2008 14:51:33 GMT -5
Dang, people love blowing me up! xD
"How can dairy products and amoxxilin (I think thats how you spell it, it's a medicine) attack me?"
Ummm...they got possessed by...a ghost. Yes. xD
Granted! But the mansion is so huge that you get lost. So you you keep wandering and get even more lost. Then you find a arcade machine, and start playing it, but then it sucks you in, and you're now stuck inside an arcade machine with no way out!
I wish my Web Design class was longer.
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Post by kanuc on Sept 8, 2008 20:35:13 GMT -5
Granted! Your web dsign class takes up your whole entier life, and you never see your family again, and you die alone.
I wish I was a singer..
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Post by Shadow on Sept 8, 2008 23:21:51 GMT -5
Ouch, that's harsh! Least I didn't explode that time! xDDD
Granted, you're a singer! But you're so popular that everyone wants your autograph everywhere you go, and you try to hire bodyguards to save you from the fans, but turns out THEY'RE fans in diguise, and you get squished by a pile of fans. Ohyes.
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time...
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Post by kanuc on Sept 9, 2008 3:50:07 GMT -5
OH NOES I WAS SQUISHED *Flails*
Granted! You never get any sleep again, you can't bring yourself to fall asleep, after three days you are officially crazy, you end up exploding from stress, because poeple think you are weird.
I wish that my dog will never die..
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Post by Shadow on Sept 9, 2008 8:52:44 GMT -5
Granted, your dog never dies! But he still ages, and he gets older and older and can't move much anymore, but still can't die, and he gets mad and goes rabid. Oh noes!
I wish it wasn't picture day at school...I hate picture day.
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Post by Camo on Sept 9, 2008 19:43:32 GMT -5
Granted! But a terrorist comes and burns all the records at your school, and surprisingly everyone thought you were a geek and doesn't recognize you! They blame you for being a terrorist and hang you outside the city hall because no one has a picture of you being a student so they think that you are in disguise!!!
I wish that my "friend" would stop hitting me all of the time!
XD Harsh Shadow, I know... But be careful what you wish for...
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Post by hybrid562 on Sept 9, 2008 19:48:22 GMT -5
Granted! Instead, your friend rapes you and you get pregnant. The child hates you for life and ends up poisoning your drink and you die a horrable, misserable death.
I wish shartruce (i think thats how ya spell it XD, its a color) wasnt a word.
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Post by Camo on Sept 9, 2008 19:53:54 GMT -5
Granted! Instead of Shartruce, the word is Bhartruce, and it means 'A Hybrid gone wrong'! And everyone nicknames you Bhartruce!
(hahahahaha! Got you there!)
I wish that my doggy was obedience trained...
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Post by hybrid562 on Sept 9, 2008 19:59:14 GMT -5
(hah, nice XD)
Granted! Your dog also learns how to talk and activates a voice-controlled bomb in the center of the Earth and everyone dies.... except you. You end up living three weeks (dieing of dehidration) on a barren, charcoaled Earth with absolutally nothing and no one. you die cold and alone.
I wish I was a heroine.
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Post by Camo on Sept 9, 2008 20:04:10 GMT -5
(My doggy would neva do that!!! Im going to go kill him now! [kidding])
Granted! You become a herione, but you fail to save the city from a villian. the whole town shuns you and you must go live on the barren outskirts of town, watching the tumbleweeds blow by for the rest of your life.
I wish that my bus driver would lay off me instead of yelling all the time...
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Post by hybrid562 on Sept 9, 2008 20:11:04 GMT -5
Granted! But since your bus driver stopped yelling at you, he forgot all about ou and left you at school while the building was burning down. You were trapped inside and your arm burned off. You lived, however, but since the bus driver forgot about you, no one came to help you. Instead, a hoard of rabbid squirrels abduct you and force you to be their slave for the rest of your sad, misserable life. The end.
I wish I had a unicorn!
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