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Post by Camo on Sept 9, 2008 20:32:11 GMT -5
Granted, but the unicorn has been posessed by the power of evil, and collected all of his unicorn friends and turned them evil. They stab you to death with their magical horns, and you live only to to find out that your mother is not your real mother and that you have been adopted and that you only have 2 min to coverse with her until you die!
I wish that my school had lots of cool stuff like new computers instead of old ones that buzz...
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Post by hybrid562 on Sept 9, 2008 20:35:26 GMT -5
((nice one XD))
Granted! But they let you talk on instant messanger, and while having a personal discussion with your best friend about your crush, the government intercepts it and airs it live on national television. The world sees and you get shunned by society. While living in the woods, a bear eats you.
I wish my matches could talk XD .
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Post by .*. Aquutaq .*. on Sept 10, 2008 3:04:30 GMT -5
Granted, but in addition to being able to talk, they develop the ability to organize, and revolt against you, preventing you from ever lighting another match. In revenge for their lost brethren of the past, they coerce your kitchen appliances into tying you up with their cords while you sleep. Now you are tied up, hungry, and cold. And the matches are debating immolating themselves and taking the house with them.
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Post by hybrid562 on Sept 10, 2008 6:55:17 GMT -5
LMAO nice one!!
Whats your wish?
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Post by Demitri on Sept 11, 2008 0:40:18 GMT -5
I WISH THE WORLD WAS MADE OF M'N'MS!!!!
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Post by dukeduke on Sept 11, 2008 14:37:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, but all the MNM's gang together and eat your head!
I wish I was Sakura!!
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Post by Camo on Sept 11, 2008 16:16:41 GMT -5
Granted! But while sleeping with your five newborns and Demitri, one stumbles out of your grasp, and before you can get him back, he has been struck by the midnight human train! You howl with misery, and all your other pups die of the cold while you and Demitri howl over the lost pup.
ha!
I wish that I was Kia...
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Post by dukeduke on Sept 11, 2008 16:21:14 GMT -5
Hrm, Yuo explode into a million pieces after eating a fish!! lolz
I wish I was... Duke!
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Post by Shadow on Sept 11, 2008 19:54:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you come too close to me as I explode, so you explode, too!
I wish I didn't have any homework...
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Post by Demitri on Sept 11, 2008 20:01:56 GMT -5
Granted! but as you.... wait a second! You already asked that one!! remember? you diden't get the knowlege that the world was gonna explode, and you exploded?
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Post by Shadow on Sept 11, 2008 20:25:13 GMT -5
Yes, I was just checking your memory! *coughnotreallycough*
I wish my dog hadn't gotten into something this morning so now he smells!
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Post by Demitri on Sept 12, 2008 19:37:13 GMT -5
Granted! He dosen't smell, but then a scientist comes in the door and likes the way he smells so much, that he takes him to be part of a science experement to put people and dogs into a movie. You decide to come along, and it turns out they decide to put you and your dog into the movie old yeller. you stay in the time machine that brought you there. Your dog gets rabies, gets shot, and dies, and the time machine blows up. (shadow be inside, and blows up too)
I wish My birds didn't bite me today...
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Post by Camo on Sept 12, 2008 20:02:40 GMT -5
Granted! But when you go to the doctor that day, a terrorist has posed as your doctor, and injects a fatal fomula into your arm, which only has one cure, bird food and water. When you come home, your birds are sitting nicely in their cages, eating their food and drinking their water. You convulse and crinkle up and die, but if the birds had bitten you, you would have had the cure of bird seed rubbed onto you, therefore you would have lived. Oh, and Shadow gets injected with another fomula that blows you up. And for once Shadow gets bitten by your birds and lives. And then when Shadow goes home cured, she finds a plastic explosive in her home and it blows her up.
I feel creative tonight...
I wish that my gym shorts didn't have a hole in them!
(beat that!)
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Post by Shadow on Sept 12, 2008 21:40:22 GMT -5
Granted! Your gym shorts no longer have a hole. Instead, they get torn in half in the middle of PE! So you go to change, and find that someone burned your normal pants! So now you're pants-less.
I wish I didn't hafta work tomorrow...
((I dare someone to wish it rained more.))
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Post by ^~Crimson~^ on Sept 12, 2008 22:30:31 GMT -5
wish granted!
you don't have to work but you end up exploding with excitement when your boss tells you that you have the year off then you turn in to a hobo because you have no money then you turn ugly and you cant get a new job the in the future they make a suicide booth and you kill your self with dynamite!
(i love doctor who!!! omg i love your pic hahahah!)
i take your dare and raise you one!
i wish it rained more.....
((i also dare someone to wish they were pretty.))
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